On Friday night, Kirk's body did something for the first time. It was his 532nd MLB game, and through 531 of these things, he had never stolen a base. It's logical, of course. Kirk hadn't even attempted a steal. Who's giving him the green light?

Solo homers from Alejandro Kirk and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. were the only blemishes in Nathan Eovaldi’s effective seven innings as the Texas Rangers managed a 10-4 win in the series finale against the Toronto Blue Jays on Sunday.